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My ranger and the fighter he was with had been split off from the rest of the party. Creeping carefully down the corridor, we came to the only door we could go through. And upon that door was written:

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Being fairly clever, after a few moments we realized that if you take every other letter of that word you get "rust monster". We took off our armor, swords, and other items and carefully hid them beneath some debris. Armed with his backup club and my obsidion-tipped arrows, we threw open the door - and were attacked by a swarm of insects. A moment later they flew away... leaving us buck naked and unarmed, because they had eaten everything we were wearing and carrying. Just then, the group of bugbears that had been pursuing us came around the corner.

If you take every other other letter of that word, it spells out "killer moths" instead.

Our DM thought it was hilarious. He was that kind of DM. To be fair, the rest of the party thought it was pretty funny too.

Submitted by: Andy